smart is genius

fatboyroy: go soon yes no?
monkey pilly: working on something
monkey pilly: want to come down to my desk?
fatboyroy: no
monkey pilly: ok
monkey pilly: then wait
fatboyroy: fine
fatboyroy: i dont like cola
fatboyroy: it has too much sugar
fatboyroy: it makes my mouth feel ickyy
fatboyroy: i like sprite
fatboyroy: it is light and refreshing
fatboyroy: weasels are strange lookinh
fatboyroy: they're like furry eels with legs
fatboyroy: and no gills
fatboyroy: i wonder if they'd taste good over rice.
fatboyroy: I like sesame street
fatboyroy: except for big bird
fatboyroy: he talks funny
fatboyroy: and his friend snufflufagus is shady
fatboyroy: I dont like ronald mcdonald either
fatboyroy: or micky mouse
fatboyroy: they all talk the same
fatboyroy: i think they all have a common birth defect
fatboyroy: effecting their speed of speech
fatboyroy: and also their nasal passages
fatboyroy: mebbe that gene is linked
fatboyroy: stuffed nose and slow speech
fatboyroy: i dunno why they're representative of their respective franchises
fatboyroy: i could pick far better frontmen for each
fatboyroy: i'd take cookiemonster at sesame street
fatboyroy: Grimace at mcdonalds
fatboyroy: and daffy duck at Disney
fatboyroy: Kermit the frog seems to share that gene
fatboyroy: and the leading man position at his establishment
fatboyroy: but he's strangely likeable
fatboyroy: i think its cause his arms and legs are so long and gangle
fatboyroy: and his eyes are so big
fatboyroy: i think he's cute
fatboyroy: mebbe thats why i have such gay tendancies now
fatboyroy: cause i watched cute male puppet characters at a young age
fatboyroy: i like paintball
fatboyroy: it can hurt sometimes
fatboyroy: especially in tyhe winter
fatboyroy: cause the paintballs freeze up
fatboyroy: my friend told me
fatboyroy: that his cousin
fatboyroy: who likes to paintball alot
fatboyroy: used to freeze a box of paintballs
fatboyroy: in his freezer
fatboyroy: and use them on the field just to get a laugh out of seriously hurting people.
fatboyroy: his cousin was strange
fatboyroy: he 's massive, like 6'4"
fatboyroy: and he has lokg hair
monkey pilly: ok, let's go
fatboyroy: like a rock star or a wrestler
fatboyroy: he looks kinda redneck like
fatboyroy: but he was born and raised in brooklyn
fatboyroy: like the jerky boys
fatboyroy: he looks like that
fatboyroy: ok u ready?
fatboyroy: did u read my deep thoughts?
fatboyroy: i will email them to you
fatboyroy: because reading them over
fatboyroy: they seem too profound to waste